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PostSubject: Joke Thread!!! (post all your jokes here!) (just for fun!) (^^)   Fri May 16, 2008 12:26 pm

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and
so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing
bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective
sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
miniskirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend
down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant
view. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check
the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she
couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me
just once before I got married and committed my life to her
sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last
wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned - frozen in
shock as I watched her go up the stairs. She pulled off her
panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed
straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family
was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test ...
we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
family."

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

Laughing Rolling on the Floor Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Thread!!! (post all your jokes here!) (just for fun!) (^^)   Fri May 16, 2008 2:13 pm

MISS:how do u compare a pen!$ and a kamote?

MISS: yucks nman as in hellow!!!!! i dont eat kamote how can i compare?
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Thread!!! (post all your jokes here!) (just for fun!) (^^)   Fri May 16, 2008 2:31 pm

~PLEASE BE ADVISE THAT WE HAD OUR ASIAN ROOM FOR LOCAL DIALECTS, AVOID USING LOCAL DIALECT ON EVERY FORUM, TO AVOID MISUNDERSTANDINGS...

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Thread!!! (post all your jokes here!) (just for fun!) (^^)   Fri May 16, 2008 2:51 pm

lena wrote:
~PLEASE BE ADVISE THAT WE HAD OUR ASIAN ROOM FOR LOCAL DIALECTS, AVOID USING LOCAL DIALECT ON EVERY FORUM, TO AVOID MISUNDERSTANDINGS...

please go here for further info:
http://friendster-networks.team-talk.net/announcements-f2/attention-english-only-forum-t65.htm

ok ok..thanks for the tip! Big Grin Winking

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Thread!!! (post all your jokes here!) (just for fun!) (^^)   Sat May 17, 2008 12:28 pm

a teacher talking to a student...

teacher: what do you think is the biggest problem facing the youth now?

student: uhm... i think it's drugs...

teacher: why?

student: it's too expensive... Rolling on the Floor
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Thread!!! (post all your jokes here!) (just for fun!) (^^)   Sat May 17, 2008 2:24 pm

Ingenuitive Male Toilets!

What must be your first reaction when using this kind of CR?









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PostSubject: heres mine its just quiete too long   Sat May 17, 2008 10:21 pm

Same s** Couples Common in the Wild
By Clara Moskowitz, LiveScience Staff Writer


As gay couples celebrate their newfound right to marry in California and opposition groups rally to fight the ruling, many struggle with this question: Is homosexuality natural?

On this issue, Nature has spoken: Same-s** lovin' is common in hundreds of species, scientists say.

Roy and Silo, two male chinstrap penguins at New York's Central Park Zoo, were a couple for about six years, during which they nurtured a fertilized egg together (given to them by a zookeeper) and raised the young chick that hatched.

According to University of Oslo zoologist Petter Böckman, about 1,500 animal species are known to practice same-s** coupling, including bears, gorillas, flamingos, owls, salmon and many others.

If homosexuality is natural in the animal kingdom, then there is the question of why evolution hasn't eliminated this trait from the gene pool, since it doesn’t lead to reproduction.

It may simply be for pleasure.

"Not every sexual act has a reproductive function," said Janet Mann, a biologist at Georgetown University who studies dolphins (homosexual behavior is very common in these marine mammals). "That's true of humans and non-humans."

Some scientists have proposed that being gay may serve its own evolutionary purpose.

"It could be a way that you strengthen bonds — that's one hypothesis," Mann told LiveScience. "Another is that it could be practice for heterosexual s**. Bottlenose dolphin calves mount each other a lot. That might benefit them later on."

Marlene Zuk, a biologist at the University of California, Riverside, suggested that gay individuals contribute to the gene pool of their community by nurturing their relatives’ young without diverting resources by having their own offspring.

One thing that does seem to be exclusive to humans is homophobia.

"It's a very interesting question as to why anybody ever cares," Mann said. "There are different theories about why people find it threatening. Some think it disrupts male bonds, like you're not playing for the right team. The funny thing is that people say homosexuality is unnatural, that non-humans don't engage in homosexual behavior, but that's not true. Then they'll say it's base and animalistic."

Humans' resistance to the idea of homosexuality extends even to research on the behavior in animals. Scientists who study the topic are often accused of trying to forward an agenda, and their work can come under greater scrutiny than that of their colleagues who study other topics, Mann said

"It's kind of a shame because I think that probably is a reason why people don't look at it more," Mann said. "That's probably why we haven't gotten further. You would think we'd know more than we do by now."

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Thread!!! (post all your jokes here!) (just for fun!) (^^)   Sun May 18, 2008 11:26 am

story of ex-gf and ex-bf

ex-bf: do you know what would happen to you when i die?

ex-gf: i would die too...

ex-bf: why?

ex-gf: sometimes, too much happiness kills us... Surprise
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Thread!!! (post all your jokes here!) (just for fun!) (^^)   Mon May 19, 2008 1:54 pm

Always Consider A Business Proposal! Big Grin

Johnny wanted to have *(Make Love)* with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else...

One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me screw you. But the girl said NO.

Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. "

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down."

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.

Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.

She responded, "The bastard used coins!"

Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!

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